Cutely Suspicious -

If it looks like it belongs on a greeting card, it’s probably plotting a heist.

The "surprise" is either a half-eaten earthworm or your car keys covered in strawberry jam. Case Study #3: The House Cat at 3:00 AM Cutely Suspicious

He is sitting perfectly still. He isn't barking. He isn't even panting. He is just... looking at you. His tail gives one slow, rhythmic thump against the floor. High-definition innocence. If it looks like it belongs on a