The condor immediately took flight in terror. The spider curled into a ball and rolled off the deck into the sand.
“Thanks, Mom,” Charlie muttered, pouring a double. “I guess there’s always a bigger predator in the room.” Large Birds, Spiders and MomTwo and a Half Men ...
She swept into the living room, smelling of Chanel No. 5 and cold ambition. She didn't even look at her sons. She walked straight to the glass door, locked eyes with the giant bird, and tapped on the pane with a manicured nail. The condor immediately took flight in terror
“There,” Evelyn said, turning around with a sharp smile. “Even Mother Nature knows better than to overstay her welcome in my presence.” “I guess there’s always a bigger predator in the room
“I don’t care if you named them 'The Pointer Sisters,' get them off my deck! I have a date coming over in twenty minutes and ‘Death by Nature’ isn't the vibe I’m going for.”