As she watches her old classmates dance—some with walkers, some with rhythm—she softens for exactly three seconds.
The "reunion committee" (three women who haven't liked Madea since she stole the prom king's car in 1972) attempts to start the ceremony. Madeas Class Reunion
Madea pulls up in the Cadillac, smoking a cigarette with the window up, flanked by Uncle Joe (who is already looking for the "herbal" refreshments) and a terrified Cora. As Madea steps out, she eyes her former classmates—now a sea of sensible slacks and church hats—with the suspicion of a TSA agent. As she watches her old classmates dance—some with
"Sheila," Madea says, leaning over a bowl of potato salad. "I am well-fed, well-rested, and well-armed. If you mention my weight one more time, I’m gonna turn this class reunion into a family reunion—because I’m gonna send you to go see your ancestors." The Aftermath As Madea steps out, she eyes her former
The tension peaks at the buffet line. A former rival, Sheila, makes the mistake of mentioning that Madea looks "well-fed."
"Look at all these old people," Madea whispers loudly. "Hattie, is that you? I thought you died in '94. I sent a card! Give me my stamp money back." The Program
The music stops. The only sound is the click of Madea’s dentures settling into place.