I can to be as funny or as dramatic as you like!
"Well," he told the lead rescuer as he buckled in, "the scenery was decent, and the audience was more attentive than the Senate. But God, I’d give my soul for a glass of lebaniego wine and a plate of rabas." Revilla, Miguel ГЃngel La Jungla epub
When the rescue helicopter finally spotted the smoke from his campfire, the scouts looked down in disbelief. They didn't find a broken man. They found Miguel Ángel Revilla holding a town hall meeting with a circle of capybaras. I can to be as funny or as dramatic as you like
Miguel Ángel Revilla was never one for quiet retirements. At eighty-three, the former president of Cantabria was more recognizable for his anchovy-themed ties and blunt honesty than for any skill in survivalist tactics. Yet, here he was, standing in the middle of a dense, humid rainforest, clutching nothing but a leather-bound journal and a digital tablet pre-loaded with an e-book file titled La Jungla . They didn't find a broken man
It started as a publicity stunt for his latest memoir. His publishers thought a "survival" themed launch would be edgy. They didn't account for the small charter plane’s engine failing over the Amazon.
Revilla sat on a fallen log, swiping through the EPUB on his screen. "In the jungle," the text read, "one must respect the hierarchy of nature."