[s5e4] The One Where Phoebe Hates Pb <EXTENDED>

"We have to tell her," Monica whispered harshly to Chandler behind a muffin.

"Tell her what? That we murdered her spoon with the very substance she currently believes is an agent of evil?" Chandler hissed back. "We’ll be next! She’ll think we’re 'sticky' too!" [S5E4] The One Where Phoebe Hates PB

Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica were trying—and failing—to hide their latest secret. Monica had accidentally used Phoebe’s "special" heirloom spoon to scoop out some extra-crunchy, and she had broken the handle. "We have to tell her," Monica whispered harshly

Phoebe slapped his hand away. "No! It’s the energy, Joey. I had a dream last night that my grandmother’s spirit tried to visit me, but she couldn't get through because the air was too... sticky ." "We’ll be next

The situation peaked when Rachel walked in with a Thai peanut salad. Phoebe gasped, pointing a finger at the bowl. "Traitor! You’re eating the glue of the devil!" "Phoebe, it’s just lunch," Rachel sighed.

"It’s not just a spread, Ross! It’s a conspiracy of the earth!" Phoebe stood up, pacing. "Think about it. It sticks to the roof of your mouth so you can’t scream for help. It’s the silence of the nuts!"

"I’m telling you, it’s over," Phoebe announced, her voice trembling with betrayal. "We are no longer on speaking terms."