Subtitle The Hangover -

"The wedding is in four hours," Jax whispered, peeling off the goggles. "And I have a receipt in my pocket for... three dozen inflatable flamingos?"

Silence. Then, a groan from the bathtub. Jax emerged, still wearing neon-pink swimming goggles. "Why is the floor vibrating?" "That’s my heart," Leo said. "Where’s Elias?" subtitle The Hangover

Leo sat up, his brain feeling three sizes too large for his skull. "Guys?" he croaked. "The wedding is in four hours," Jax whispered,

I can pivot this toward a thriller twist or make it even more absurd if you'd like. "The wedding is in four hours

Leo looked at the traffic cone, then at the trophy, and finally at the "Just Married" sash draped over Jax’s shoulder.