Walden watched, fascinated and slightly horrified. "Alan, why didn't you just tell her the truth?"
"Truth is expensive, Walden," Alan said, pointing at the TV as his onscreen self hid in a closet. "Lies are rent-free. Much like my current lifestyle." Watch Two And a Half Men S09E06
Alan beamed, taking it as a compliment. "Exactly! Now, do you want to watch the next one, or should we go see if there's any of your expensive bourbon left?" Walden watched, fascinated and slightly horrified
"You know," Walden said, wiping a tear from his eye as the credits rolled. "No matter how much money I have, I'll never be as resourceful as you are when you're desperate." Much like my current lifestyle
Walden looked at the screen. The title read: “The Trapped Mouth Wash.”
"Well, the game is blacked out," Alan chirped, far too happy for someone living in another man’s house for free. "But look on the bright side! I found something better. It’s a classic."