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With a satisfied "Meow," the Deer stretched its neck one last time, hooked onto a passing helicopter, and swung off into the horizon. Orchid City would rebuild, but it would never forget the day the average, everyday deer came to visit.

As the "Deerstruction" meter in the corner of the universe began to climb, the city's defense systems kicked in. The police arrived, but they weren't human. A squad of polar bears in riot gear and oversized sunglasses rolled up in armored vans. DEEEER.Simulator.Your.Average.Everyday.Deer.Gam...

It started near the park. The deer, known simply as "Deer" to the terrified populace, stood on two legs and performed a quick, rhythmic dance before sprinting headfirst into a sedan. Instead of a crash, the car simply exploded into a shower of confetti and physics-defying debris. The Deer didn't stop. It began "skating" on its hind legs, its hooves sparking against the asphalt at eighty miles per hour. Escalation of Chaos With a satisfied "Meow," the Deer stretched its